Fun with Corporate IT
Corporate IT works a whole different way.
Firstly, you keep a database with all manner of useful and important things on it.
With this, there is a separate storage area allowing you to import and hold said important data.
One day you come into work and ... it's gone!
Your I.T. department has deleted it with no reason, without checking and without the owner’s permission it's gone.
Ahhh the pain, the anguish.
You phone IT, you get a drone on the other line who is incapable of spelling his own name let alone yours.
You tell your manager what has happened, who tells your director, who tells your MD, who says "FIX IT NOW!".
You trawl through the directory of employees to find this elusive IT Administrator.
You find him, you ring.
Through a sea of red, all you hear is Belgium.
You phone the entire country of Belgium and they tell you he is hiding in the Netherlands.
You meet with the board of directors and the MD. they agree, go to the Netherlands and track down this fiend.
You buy the first ticket to Holland.
Leaving the airport with a cheap Swiss army knife knock off.
You journey into the forest.
Here you find a mighty tree and tear off one of the branches.
You fashion a spear from the mighty tree’s fallen limb. Sharp and
deadly.
Then to the office where this IT administrator hides.
You kick in the doors to the office yelling "Where is my fucking data!".
Out of the corner of your eye, a rat-faced weaselly man appears.
It's him!
You hurl the spear piercing the creature’s chest.
In a single bound, you leap across the office on to the dying body.
Using the spear, you pry open his chest and yank out his still beating heart.
You take a glorious bite out of it.
Then what can only be described as an orangutan-man, (say Keith for ease) appears asking "what's wrong?".
Still holding the now still heart you notice he is wearing a T-Shirt (see post above).
Calmly you say "where is my fucking data!"...
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